Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

v12 miata

I know I post more about cars than I do about bikes, but it takes a lot more doing to make a bike video this fucking ridiculous.



via jalopnik

Thursday, December 18, 2008

i wanna hang out with mr. chi city

this is why I keep my refrigerator stocked.

let's do this

new parka

just found the original army surplus version of this for $15, I love Goodwill. It's even got a cobra hood so I can wear my helmet under it! Unfortunately, it's in woodland camo and I've already almost gotten hit once while wearing it, so I'ma have to slap some reflective tape on that bitch.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Dave the Chimp: One Line

This is about the cutest video ever.



from wooster collective

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

since I just enabled AdSense:

Here is my favorite Firefox extension.

Introduction to Add-Art from Steve Lambert on Vimeo.

my hero

Did you know that you can melt bottles with a microwave? Neither did I.

the best song ever performed: "History Lesson Part II: Acoustic"

"Mr. Narrator, this is Bob Dylan to me."



from We Jam Econo, the best music documentary ever made.

on the AMC Eagle:


(transcribed from a high school creative writing assignment, and brought to new relevance by Nike6 and Adam Haynes. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, NIKE!)

Ever since I can remember I've wanted an AMC Eagle-- everyone's favorite four-wheel-drive station wagon, and the inspiration for almost all of Subaru's models for the past thirty years. When I was growing up, a friend of the family had one. I can barely remember riding in it, but I'm fairly certain it was an experience terrifying enough to repress-- roaring down the interstate at eighty miles an hour tethered to the road, barely, by four dryrotted Coopers, heat blasting so the poor thing didn't blow its headgasket.

The AMC Eagle is not a pretty car. It's not even remotely good looking. In fact, it resembles a Ford LTD wagon which ran up on a a jersey barrier at a high rate of speed, severed both axles, some how displaced the body of a Jeep Commando, and is now flying fender flares fifteen inches off the ground. Every Eagle I have ever seen (save the $X4) was brown. Poop brown. Faded clearcoat, oxidized, never seen any polish brown.

But I want a black one. Flat black, with the 308CI V8, double four barrell Holley's, and an Easton supercharger. Like Mad Max's car, only four-wheel-drive, and capable of carrying eight kids to school, soccer, and across the Serengeti, with room to spare for groceries.

oh dear

The guy who bunnyhops the beemer is definitely the best part.



from a louisville bike blog, fuck gas

oh yeah part 3

it's like those really obnoxious David Cross missions from GTA:SA, only much more dangerous.

oh yeah part 2



thanks teal!

oh yeah part 1

In honor of my newfound freedom from annoying federal forms that will hopefully allow me to continue my exorbitantly expensive undergraduate education, I bring you: ALL OF MY YOUTUBE FAVORITES.

to paraphrase Brother Ali, the best rapper alive who has never actually used the phrase "best rapper alive."

"if you look close at my bookmarks you can picture how my mind look"



brutal.

harry potter ain't got shit on this

A floating motherfucking lightbulb.



"Technology, when sufficiently advanced, is indistiguishable from magic."
-Arthur C. Clarke

make via hacked gadgets

Saturday, December 13, 2008

This is why I'm a bad programmer.

"Comfort with meaninglessness the key to good programmers."

via boingboing

Drillium font






In the drillium tradition of equipment customization, a Dutch designer has created an ultra lightweight font called "ecofont," meant to reduce usage of resources in printouts.

ecofont via lifehacker

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

unmitigated hilarity


http://lexington.craigslist.org/bik/951994878.html


"I am a 38 year old youth pastor at a local church. I built this bike to reach people at the local skate park. This is a custom built bike not a shelf bike. This bike is not hurt, it is like a new one. I have over $1200 in it."

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Clay Tolbert Stringer Royse Killed the Blog

I read this article in a Wired magazine from a few months back that made the bold statement that the blogosphere is going the way of Alderan. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but I'm willing to try my hand at murdering it.

It seems awfully lively from here, which is to say in front of my RSS reader. I haven't been below a thousand unread items in quite a while, which really makes me want to install greasemonkey and that addon that hides that number. My friends tell me I read too many blogs, but I say they don't read enough. We're probably both right. I subscribe to 61, but most of those haven't updated in the last month or so. There's probably an option to put my blogroll directly on here, but in case it'll help you get a better sense of my character and interests, here's what I read the most:

(not in any kind of order)

we make money not art: tied for wooster collective for my favorite art website
bldg blog: a friend of mine who dated an architecture student for a bit turned me on to this one. it rules pretty hard.
free art and technology lab: a spinoff of the graffiti research lab, their tagline "notorious R+D" sums it up.
makezine: you can take the diy out of punk, but you can't take the punk out of diy
wooster collective: a celebration of street art
boing boing: you probably know about this one, but it really is a directory of wonderful things.
bike snob nyc: this guy is a complete asshole, which is why I love him.
jason kottke: excellent links. This dude has excellent taste in things.
achewood: is not a blog, but Chris Onstad is the smartest comedian I have ever read. Start at the beginning if you haven't read it, the characters are the best part.

As stated above, there are many, many more. I will probably link to them in the future.

here it goes

blogophone check one two what is this
the five foot assassin with the roughneck business
float like gravity
never had a cavity